This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
WE DON’T FUCKING TALK ABOUT THAT
So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and
a Harry Potter-themed
in the cupboard under the stairs
Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.
#it’s either ‘yo I’ll help you hide the body’ or ‘yours is the body I’ll be hiding’
(Source: fuckcannibals, via itslaurafool)
*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*
They might still be alive
*Fictional character shot in the head*
I’m sure they could survive that
*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*
They’ll be ok
Death is irrelevant when you watch Supernatural
You see your main character in hell.
"They’ll be fine. Just wait. "
"Dude their in hell."
is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume
if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around
(Source: glowwire, via yellowpuff28)
its a knife holder
#everyone’s a knife holder if you try hard enough (x)