"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
(Source: pandanemar, via yellowpuff28)
I can wiggle my ears and I wear glasses so when I was in high school marching band and we were on the field and my glasses started sliding I would wiggle my ears to pull them back up without touching my face
One of the judges saw and just started laughing…